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About Me Member Nude Photographer Stoner Wizard/TelepathMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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yay it stopped

Mon Feb 1, 2010, 11:04 PM
Apparently the asthmatic fits and such are common for lazy asses who quit smoking and start exercising, they have pretty much stopped now. This is good news. Also I'm down to 190. My stomach doesn't protrude much any more, and my mantits have lost a little volume (But are not gone by any means). Soon I will be the poet laureate/God-King/Cruiserweight Champion of that place where Aladdin lives. I will be feared by men, adored by women/transvestites, and reviled by hermaphrodites. I want to start going to a gym, but I need to buy an ipod first, as I want to generally avoid social interaction for now, at least until I can bench press more than an 8 year old girl. I've found that one of the best ways to avoid social interaction is to listen to Napalm Death at high volumes on an ipod constantly. It's not that I'm a total loner douche, I just want to avoid that male competitive atmosphere, as I've never really liked those environments. Maybe I'm just imagining the worse case scenario, but there will most certainly be horrible music playing at whatever exercising facility I go to, which is another reason to make use of an ipod. Feeling a little ronery and fail, but that's probably because being sick is affecting my mood. This is starting to be more of a journal than a deviantart account, but all my writing sucks, and I don't wanna make any more writing public until I actually like it. I found some writing exercises which I am doing to improve it, though, they're pretty damn good writing exercises.

  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
  • Eating: performing cunniligus on domesticated livestock
  • Drinking: bud light golden wheat (Very good for light beer)

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  • Current Residence: NC, USA
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I smoke old stogies I have found
  • Print preference: short but not too big around
  • Interests: Music psychology western philosophy
  • Favourite movie: Gummo, Taxi Driver, Fear and Loathing, A Clockwork Orange, Oldboy
  • Favourite band or musician: GG Allin, Agalloch, 90s K rec./Sub-Pop, The Misfits,Pink Floyd barrett era-dark side, various metal
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk Rock, metal, country, "Grunge"(?)
  • Favourite artist: Me pissing in the snow
  • Favourite poet or writer: Charles Bukowski (Currently)
  • Favourite style of art: anything
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: I'm a man of means
  • Shell of choice: by no means
  • Wallpaper of choice: king of the road
  • Favourite game: Postal 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Lain from Serial Expirements Lain, Beavis and Butthead, Satou from Welcome to the NHK
  • Tools of the Trade: a length of string

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:iconweedlace:
Thank you for the fave on Recessional!
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:icon1ncipit:
Trailer for sale or rent
rooms to let 50 cent
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
but, 2 hours of pushin broom
buys a
8 by 12 four-bit room
I'm a man of means
by no means
KING OF THE ROAD

3rd boxcar, midnight train
destination: Banger, Maine
old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a
man of means
by no means
KING OF THE ROAD
:iconnezhaley:
What makes you think he deserves it? Burning his house is a bit extreme...
:icon1ncipit:
he tried to shoot me. I decided not to burn down his house though because I got caught it would be arson and attempted murder most likely.
:iconmaldoror24:
thanks a lot for the fav :)
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:iconaudreysmith:
Thanks for the fave & watch!

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