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I am a Nude Photographer
Stoner Wizard/Telepath
Male/United States
Why I Am Here
- To make flashes in the sky
- To turn houses into sties
- To turn people into clay (Radiation, minds decay)
Last Visit: 1 day ago
Drunk Asshole Nigger
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Apparently the asthmatic fits and such are common for lazy asses who quit smoking and start exercising, they have pretty much stopped now. This is good news. Also I'm down to 190. My stomach doesn't protrude much any more, and my mantits have lost a little volume (But are not gone by any means). Soon I will be the poet laureate/God-King/Cruiserweight Champion of that place where Aladdin lives. I will be feared by men, adored by women/transvestites, and reviled by hermaphrodites. I want to start going to a gym, but I need to buy an ipod first, as I want to generally avoid social interaction for now, at least until I can bench press more than an 8 year old girl. I've found that one of the best ways to avoid social interaction is to listen to Napalm Death at high volumes on an ipod constantly. It's not that I'm a total loner douche, I just want to avoid that male competitive atmosphere, as I've never really liked those environments. Maybe I'm just imagining the worse case scenario, but there will most certainly be horrible music playing at whatever exercising facility I go to, which is another reason to make use of an ipod. Feeling a little ronery and fail, but that's probably because being sick is affecting my mood. This is starting to be more of a journal than a deviantart account, but all my writing sucks, and I don't wanna make any more writing public until I actually like it. I found some writing exercises which I am doing to improve it, though, they're pretty damn good writing exercises.
Trailer for sale or rent rooms to let 50 cent No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes but, 2 hours of pushin broom buys a 8 by 12 four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means KING OF THE ROAD
3rd boxcar, midnight train destination: Banger, Maine old worn out suit and shoes I don't pay no union dues I smoke old stogies I have found Short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means KING OF THE ROAD
rooms to let 50 cent
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
but, 2 hours of pushin broom
buys a
8 by 12 four-bit room
I'm a man of means
by no means
KING OF THE ROAD
3rd boxcar, midnight train
destination: Banger, Maine
old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a
man of means
by no means
KING OF THE ROAD
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